Hey! It's been a long time. How are you?
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Well, I've been doing pretty good, ya know? I've been seeing a few different people. Loganwing. Dark Angels. Grey Knights. Just trying to mix it up a bit.
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Yes, I know they are all Space Marines. But you know, at some point a guy has to stop pretending and just, ya know, go with what makes sense!
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Well, I was pretty steady with Loganwing for a while. We went to a few GTs. Did pretty well too.
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Yeah, ok, I admit it. I sometimes get tired of 3+ armor and meltaguns. But, well, it works for me, you know? I need someone that I can rely on. Someone that isn't just good for a weekend, but that I can stick with for the long haul. Paint up, take to tournaments, maybe buy a nice little carrying case with a white picket fence.
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No! You don't have the right to lecture me! You left me remember? There I was, just a kid when we met, full of hopes and dreams. And you had to go and become the worst army in the game! Who's fault is that? Not mine!
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...I'm sorry too. Just... forget about it. It's in the past.
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Yeah, I heard you were getting a new dex.
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No, I haven't really been following the rumors. I mean... I just can't let myself get worked about about that stuff anymore. I've been burned before, and the rumors are all bullshit anyways. ... I just... I don't know if I can trust a Xenos codex again. I was so excited for Tyranids... and I tried so hard to make it work...
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Yeah, they're on my shelf.
*another awkward pause*
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Heh, of course I remember. How could I forget? I mean, you WERE my first army. I remember the first time I saw you, you weren't even really a dex yet. There you were in your shiny White Dwarf publication, with a few boxes of models and that's it really.
We were both so young...
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Yeah, I saw the pictures. You... you look great, I'm not going to lie. But I can't just be happy with looks anymore. I need a dex to be able to PERFORM.
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Really!?!? That sounds really overpowered. But... damn.
I... I... Can't fight it anymore! Who am I kidding! I don't want to make Egyptian themed Chaos marines! It was you. It was you all along!
*kissy sounds, disturbing images, fade to black*
DEAR GAMES WORKSHOP. DON'T FUCK IT UP.
Luv, Purgy.
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